So, why would you want to sign up for our newsletter you ask? Well obviously... um... er... I really have no clue. Last time I looked... I wasn't you! I'm stuck being me. :::sigh::: Anyway, what you get with our newsletter is some updates about our site and products, new releases, some inane observations (generally insane) or maybe some notice about up coming sales. Maybe even one of our "secret sales" that only newsletter subscribers are privvy to. Or not. You never really know until you get it!. What I can tell you is what you will never get. Your address is secure with us. We don't sell, barter, throw around or give away any information about you. So, the only junk you get will be our junk! I mean our prestigious newsletter! If you really want to know a secret, the only reason for the newsletter is so that I can get the satisfaction of annoying folks with my idiocy. I'm a simple man. (Some would say quite) Fair warning however. I will do my utmost to try and deliver it when you are having dinner, or late at night when you really don't want to be bothered. Try to think of it as telemarketing by the naive. So how often do we aggravate you with our news? Maybe once a week. Maybe once a month. Maybe once a quarter. No set time at all. Pretty much whenever I get a round tuit (shameless plug). If it gets to the point where it's been a long time since you got one, drop me a line and I'll try and scrape something up. (I'll assume you are quite masochistic) 
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